We hereby as a micronation claim Bir Tawil

We as a Micronation claim Bir Tawil

I realize many people claim Bir Tawil. There are at least a few Micronations who do so every year. Well, add the Hanian Empire to that list now. It’s something that’s been in our plans for a while now, it just hasn’t really been announced before today.  I’m almost 90% sure we’ll get disputed on it at least once on our Micronation claim Bir Tawil. However, I’m confident once we use Hanian methods as given to us by the Immortals we will secure our rights to our claim with no issues. Creativity will help with that as well as will proper planning.

Bir Tawil will almost look like this, though this photo was taken west of there.
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Why we as a Micronation claim Bir Tawil:

You may say, why would we even want it? There is nothing there but sand and heat. It’s surrounded by Egypt and Sudan. Not exactly the best of location in the world. It’s Africa. Well, it’s Terra nullius, which means it’s land that officially belongs to no one. No Sovereign and recognized Nation claims it as their own. That means for a Micronation like us it’s prime real estate. You might wonder why we’d even bother with claims given we have the Immortals behind us fully. It’s not for them that we’re claiming it, but for people around us that feel like they won’t take us serious as a Nation if we don’t have real Sovereignty backing us up. That means we’d need to go for Bir Tawil, not only claiming it but also finding a way of actually making that claim legit.

This doesn’t just mean planting a flag. We could have that probably done in a few weeks if we really wanted it. However as the King of the Kingdom of North Sudan can probably attest, planting a flag means little to current Sovereign nations. It just gets you in the news for a few weeks. A cute funny cat video gets you viral much faster with less hassle, if you’re after internet fame.

[bctt tweet=”Many Kings can attest, planting a flag means little to current Sovereign nations. Gets you in the news for a few weeks. ” username=”HanianEmpire”]

No, they won’t just let someone usurp their little boys club and come play in their sandbox. See Nation making is still on a big fat list of highly restricted activities on this planet. It’s a private club for members of the whose who of the elites and we’re so not invited to that ball. Even if our Fairy Godmother got us that perfect dress.

That means me, they’re specifically pointing at my blinking confused eyes as my crown almost falls of my head. They’re telling me without as much as a word that I can’t play in their school yard. Even though no one at all wants Bir Tawil, there are no new Empresses allowed. Well, me being Hanian I take that as a double dare for me to do just that, to show them how well we practice our national sport of conquest.

Challenge so accepted!

So, hereby in the Name of HayaH the First, I hereby claim the land known as Bir Tawil for the Hanian Empire. This land is on the African Continent and is located between Egypt and Sudan. It is 795 Square miles and to our knowledge no one lives there permanently and there are no preexisting cities there.  No traditional Sovereign nation claims it, so hereby it is ours as of March 6th, 2017.  Bir Tawil will now henceforth also be known as kul ; lu ; al and will be our first official Sovereign Territory. Informally we’ll call it Red Rock.

See our nice little graphic below.

We as a Micronation claim Bir Tawil!

kul ; lu ; al Territory, one of several planned expansions.

[bctt tweet=”Bir Tawil will now henceforth also be known as kul ; lu ; al and will be our first official Sovereign Territory.” username=”HanianEmpire”]

So, now I just have to figure out how to get everyone else to know that this land of sand is ours. It will also be our intent to appoint a local King there. Due to traditional customs in the area it must be a boy over the age of 12 or a man that is married with a family. He must be either Egyptian or Sudanese and must be freely able to travel to Bir Tawil at will. This King would represent the needs of the people around kul ; lu  ; al, as well their neighbors the Egyptians and Sudanese both. Due to the political situation there, we may even seek a duo to administer the local area. It will be put up for a vote @HanianNet (Twitter) and then we will go from there with the various specifics as decided. The only thing I know for sure is that I cannot rule nor administer the territory myself only give advice and direction; for obvious reasons. It would be too disrespectful to the traditions of the people living there.

So anyone know any qualified individuals?

[bctt tweet=”Many things are put up for a vote @HanianNet. Follow it to get Citizenship.” username=”HanianEmpire”]

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